Friday, June 20, 2008

Capris in public!

We all know that most women can pull off wearing capris or cropped pants in public. They can do some major highwater flooding and be totally stylish. Some women look absolutely horrible in capris because the shorter length makes their asses look huge. Some women look bad in them because they are too skinny or too short.
I generally wear my capris, which I keep in the closet, around the house while I'm cleaning or doing whatever. I hardly ever go outside or out in public wearing my capris. In fact, at home, I wear capris and other pants that fall between my knees and ankles with Keds. Keds are actually very comfortable to wear around the house.
Tonight I did something different. I went out in public to Wendy's wearing a pair of women's capri jeans! I set it up so that I would look like I was a man wearing highwaters. I wore women's slouch socks, Nike basketball shoes, and an oversized t-shirt with my capris. The bottoms of my highwaters were almost four inches from the tops of my shoes. They are six inches from the tops of the shoes when I wear Keds. Overall, these capris hover a total of eight inches from the floor or ground. That means I am totally showing off my shoes.
The difference between this time and the last time I went to Wendy's wearing capris is that I actually got out and went inside where everybody could see my highwaters. I usually go through the drivethru. This was so much fun for me! I hope I can do it again sometime.
I love wearing pants that are way too short for me. I don't know if I looked cute or not. The really strange thing was that nobody even noticed that I was wearing jeans that were too short for me! Nobody came up and asked if I was waiting for a flood! Maybe someday, I'll get up the courage to wear women's capris to Wal-Mart or to another store. I will be so excited if somebody asks me if I'm waiting for a flood!

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