Highwaters and Laryngitis

Well, this is a first for me. I have laryngitis. My voice is almost completely gone. I'm so hoarse, it's embarrassing. I can barely speak above a whisper. I feel like I have to yell to make any sound at all. My throat is scratchy and feels swollen. I know I should be resting and not talking, but I can't help myself. I'm actually kind of enjoying being hoarse and barely able to talk. I sound so sexy.

To add to the embarrassment of having laryngitis, I decided to wear highwaters today. It would have been so exciting for someone to come up and say something about my embarrassing highwaters today. I'd go to answer them and have my voice make all kinds of weird noises because of the laryngitis!