Highwaters and Laryngitis

Well, this is a first for me. I have laryngitis. My voice is almost completely gone. I'm so hoarse, it's embarrassing. I can barely speak above a whisper. I feel like I have to yell to make any sound at all. My throat is scratchy and feels swollen. I know I should be resting and not talking, but I can't help myself. I'm actually kind of enjoying being hoarse and barely able to talk. I sound so sexy.

To add to the embarrassment of having laryngitis, I decided to wear highwaters today. It would have been so exciting for someone to come up and say something about my embarrassing highwaters today. I'd go to answer them and have my voice make all kinds of weird noises because of the laryngitis!

My favorite shoes!

Here I show off my favorite shoes while wearing highwater jeans!

Faded Glory Capris

Here I am sporting a very sexy pair of Faded Glory Capris!

Another Holiday Wearing Highwaters!

Once again, I spent another holiday wearing highwater britches. That's right President's Day was spent wearing my favorite pair of jeans that are too short for me. I just can't help but wear these jeans. They are so comfortable that I forget that I look like I'm expecting a flood. I get used to the hems touching my legs and they don't bother me at all! Here I'm wearing a white t-shirt, my comfortwaist Lee capris, and my plain white Reebok Princess sneakers.

In looking at these photos and photos from past posts, it would appear that my jeans are getting shorter! Perhaps I'm gaining weight making them draw up or they are shrinking in the wash. Just so long as they are highwater, I'm happy!

According to one website, bitchpants.com, my pants would be considered bitchpants. Call them what you want to, but I love to wear jeans and pants that are too short. I love wearing my bitchpants! Here is a fun video of me wearing my highwaters to end this post.

A holiday spent wearing highwaters!

Guess what I did on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day? That's right! I wore a pair of my highwaters all day! It was nice havi

ng the day off and the weather was nice and warm. I had decided the night before to wear my Lee Comfortwaist Khaki Capris with black socks and my white Reebok Princess sneakers and did just that.

As you can tell from these two pictures, I was doing some major highwater flooding. I had a lot of housework to do that day, so I wore these very comfortable britches that are way too short.

These flood pants are so much too short that I think other people would probably be embarrassed to be seen wearing such a thing. But not me! I love wearing pants and jeans that are way too short for

me. I get quite a thrill from doing it. If I didn't wear socks, it wouldn't be such a fashion faux pas because I would just be wearing capris or cropped pants. I add the socks because I think it is fun to look as though I am expecting a big flood.

Think about it, if you have never worn pants that are too short, you don't know what you are missing. Doing it in public is what is really a thrill. Believe me, I've worn highwater pants in public a few times. The sad thing was that nobody even noticed. If they did, they probably didn't want to ask me where the flood was just trying to be nice. They probably thought that I might not have had pants that were long enough to wear instead of highwaters. What they don't know is I like wearing highwaters and I wear them trying to get people to notice and say something to me about it. I can't wait to hear comments like "Hey shortypants, where's the flood?"

The return of highwater pants day!

I just know there is a flood coming because I'm wearing highwaters!

That's right! Highwater pants day is back. I was very busy for two months. I decided last night that since I have a day off, I was going to wear highwater pants all day. So far today, I have cleaned the front room of the house and did a little work in the kitchen. Here are this week's photos from highwater pants day. I'm wearing a navy blue t-shirt, Covington cropped pants in a chocolate brown color, white scrunch socks, and my plain white Reebok Princess sneakers. Those Reeboks sure are comfortable shoes!

I'm so glad that it isn't freezing outside. I would freeze to death if I wore flood pants when it was freezing outside.

I got a bunch of different angles this time. I hope you enjoy them.

Keep in mind I can't hold a hard-on for the entire time I'm wearing my highwater pants. It comes and goes. In looking at these photos, other people would probably be embarrassed to be seen with me in public. I've just got to decide which pair of highwater britches I'm going to wear next week!